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Fol's avatar

The list was hilarious, thanks!

Just one thing, about Don't Cry Joni: in the final verse it is specified that they meet again 5 years later, so she's 20 and he is 27. Not cringey, I would say.

And also I read the lyrics for Daddy’s Hands - I'm not sure the lyrics are that outrageous. What do you find disturbing about that?

Anyways, really appreciated your content. Keep ’em coming!

Michael Elliott's avatar

Well, maybe the ages are appropriate, but it’s still just creepy. I think I can’t get past the fact that he couldn’t get a fifteen-year-old out of his mind while he was away. I dunno. Like, dude, just meet someone your own age!

As for Holly Dunn’s “Daddy’s Hands,” yes, it was innocent, but good Lord, couldn’t they have approached it differently? Or maybe DJs just have irredeemably dirty minds!

Anyway, thanks for reading!

clarke kelly's avatar

A bunch of these songs were influenced by the popular book/movie THE SUMMER OF ‘42

Glenn Cook's avatar

I was surprised that a David Allen Coe song didn’t show up, but all of these are great selections in the “Ewwww…” and “Jesus H. Christ” sound books.

Michael Elliott's avatar

DAC is his own genre, and since his biggest hits were much more tame than his, ahem, "underground" stuff, I could steer clear.

Christopher Manson's avatar

Love me some Kendalls.

NickS (WA)'s avatar

Heh, I didn’t listen to the songs -- your summaries were amusing and enough. It makes me think country music was saying, "hold my beer" to "Maggie May"

Daniel Moran's avatar

Thanks for this one, which made me literally laugh out loud more than once. I had no idea that “Heaven’s Just a Sin Away” was sung by a dad / daughter. Yikes.

Hugh Jones's avatar

How about Leon Payne's "Psycho", probably best known these days via the Elvis Costello b-side version. Gives me a shudder every time!

Great post!

Michael Elliott's avatar

Yes indeed! Man, I loved Leon. A legendary songwriter and performer. "Psycho" was long before Warren Zevon's "Excitable Boy" - and it's in the first person! Randy Newman probably took a few notes.

That being said, country murder tunes are their own crazy subgenre. These are just ones that were actual hits that I remember playing on the air years ago and thinking, "Why is everyone OK with this?"

Daniel Moran's avatar

That’s a great Elvis cover!

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Michael Elliott's avatar

Well, this one slipped by me! Of course, all these were big hits at one time or another. I don't think Dave's late '70s stuff made much of a dent on the charts, but his truck driving songs definitely saw a boost due to the CB craze of the era. Thanks for the...uh...tip!

As far as competition in the cock fight arena, a wholly different vibe, but there's the great Joe Ely's "Gallo Del Cielo."

https://youtu.be/-x1WRCzTMNo?si=WMwYz8BIPDz5fib3